Why is it called Mousecraft?

It's not like all any enemies can be parried, and how many times do you come across Black / Silver Knights in this game? So fucking much. You get to know how they attack, and they have the slowest swings imaginable, the game basically screams at you "PARRY!" when they attack you.

Sorry they pose such trouble to you, stick to parrying the guys in Undead Burg, just don't go downstairs to get the Blue Tearstone, ok? Wouldn't want you coming across the devastating Black Knight downstairs with his unparryable swings.

"You're life"

Wow! You beat the game twice?

I'll second what everyone else is saying. Despite how cool it may look all slowed down, to people who have never even played Dark Souls, or played for an hour and pulled their hair out, the Silver / Black Knights are super easy to parry. Even this attack, it's not like he isn't telegraphing it, he's jumping from a…

No killstreaks? Gay.

Oh no, OmegaDominus doesn't like me, what will I do with myself? He hates me for posting a YouTube video. Woe is me.

Unfair how? It makes more sense that in a world of thousands, there aren't THOUSANDS of Mewtwos all walking around. There would only be one, and the one to get one, would be a Pokemon Master.

I wish things were more like PokeMMO here, where legendaries are actually rare, because they don't give them out. And when they finally choose to do so, the person who had them, would be the stuff of legend. This is how you do it, GameFreak. Have a little restraint.

It just reminds me of this. Phil Fish is a guy who wants to create something beautiful for this world, Fez is a very inspired game. He may be an eccentric, weird, opinionated and odd guy, but who is anyone to lambast him? Marcus Beer is someone who has worked in the industry and made nothing worthwhile, and this is…

It's not The Wire, it's not Mad Men, it's not Breaking Bad.

Mein Krack.

You might enjoy mine then? Currently on Episode #115 on iTunes, and we're simultaneously uploading them to YouTube as well.

Indeed, taken by Kumail, thus the comment about their rapport.

I have a total crush on Emily V Gordon, so I can't really comment.

You a fan of Indoor Kids, Evan?

Surprisingly, I give 0 fucks about your reading comprehension skills. You clearly lack them, as you can't comprehend how Bashcraft did not initially have that in his article, as it had yet to receive comments. And the fact that I posted one immediately, and got 13 upvotes, made him add that to the article.

Chad Johnson, post-game, after getting his head taken off in a game (I believe by Ray Lewis? It may've been a Browns game, I can't recall). His expressions and responses are priceless here though.