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Alex Hammyton
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WHEN VADER ISN'T ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE LIKE "WHERES VADER"?

Yea, but did they have turrets like every 50 feet? What was that distribution like? Why DIDN'T they deploy all the TIE fighters? I worry about this movie, as the more you actually THINK about the Death Star the less godamn sense it makes.

Yea, Ep III screwed up the transition to the original trilogy. It's like Lucas realized he had 5 minutes to tie everything up at the end…it was so rushed and silly in its convenience.

Saw it on Amazon for $10 last week, totally forgot to buy it, damnit.

Yea, "TV overweight" is still far, far from real overweight. She looks great.

I bought it on sale for iPad, and you're right, it's slow, but the length of the game is absolutely insane, and playing it on mobile makes that really sink in hard. I played it on a transatlantic flight and barely got off Taris.

I'm wondering if they're hesitant to start producing canon PRE-prequels, if that makes sense. It would take some real commitment to start going down that road, especially if there's gonna be a canon film in that period at some point in the future (who are we kidding, there definitely will be).

Agreed, or when a LB sacks the backup QB when losing big in the fourth quarter.

Anyone else read the story about how NFL ratings are down through the first four weeks of the season? Any thoughts on this? More people streaming online? Or people just giving less shits? (I'm in the latter group)

If they're that sensitive, then just cut the camera away until after the PAT (fuck it, cut away from that too).

Glad the Steelers blew out the Chiefs so I could go to bed early.

I'm missing Simms Poetry.

Divorce? More like div-HORSE amirite???

I'm too passive to do it. I know if I started it, I would probably just make it worse. I think Chris Stuckman did a good video on it. It's a shitty situation to be in.

I sat behind a teenager who recorded the entire ending of "The Martian" on his phone. Fuck that noise.

"SHARE THIS IF YOU SUPPORT POLICE!"
I'm okay if nobody every shares anything again.

For a multi-billion dollar tech company, how do they continue to fuck everything up?

Every Jackie Kennedy is so dense, every single Jackie has so much going on.

Christ, I thought that was Kiera Knightley at first.

These two are the best thing about the show.