Only systemic patriarchy, but hey, no one in particular, right? Be real

I love Leena Gade so much. She kicks an astronomical amount of ass

COTD

Well that’s just a whole lotta stupid in one comment

You did this to yourself, so keep us posted so we can keep laughing.

Haha well you’re a champ for that. Beautiful, btw. Especially covered in snow. Like a panther ready to kill haha

And this is all the proof I need for climate change. You’re walking through snow, and in Northern Missouri I just saw my breathe for the first time last night. That’s backwards. Like me if I tried to drive your car in that snow...

Car spotting in Chitown can get real interesting real quick

How do I purchase a membership to one of these clubs, exactly?

I’d go buy a truck exclusively for this

I won’t lie, I’d rock that Daniel Tiger. I’d much prefer Sid the Science Kid or Thomas. But, nonetheless, Ugga Mugga, motherfuckers

I actually really love where you’re going with this.

Why not?

I speak Engineer pretty well. That roughly translates to “FuckWagon.”

You are totally splitting hairs and I condone it.

My first thought was “What is he, 19?” Freaking babyface

Let’s not act like Texas isn’t hard at work writing these for us.

This is the only take we need

Wreckedexotics.com is a great place to see how dumb people are worldwide. Also a great place to cry uncontrollably...

Nah. Its just us, bro. We’re the bain of American society.