Seriously? We’re saving it, if anything. The older crowd was content with their Hemmings classifieds. This crowd embraces their form of media. There is literally no difference. Go bitch about hot rods or tuners or some other outdated shit. The scene is evolving. We’re glad you wanna stay home instead of be an adult…

There’s so much pompous ignorance in this joke that it’s almost ironically funny. Almost.

Quickly becoming. You’re a few years behind the times, pal.

And you’re clearly out of your element. You think driving is just steering motion? Hahahahaha.

First, stop being an asshole. Use your fucking head before you call people fat.

Wow, I think I’m going to start taking the bag out now. I feel like a douche haha. I always just left it in because I figured I was getting a fuller taste, I like my tea and coffee very strong. But I really don’t wanna be that “Tea Drinker!” guy. I’ve never thought about that before. Glad you have haha

Damn. It’s been disabled. I just wanted to watch it. I needed that this morning haha

Atta boy. Just checking to make sure you’re willing to hold on to this for dear life.

I’m gonna roll with the latter. With those homes and cars....there’s some serious debauchery going down. I want in.

Ah, the inquisitive mind cracks the case. I take it back. Someone find that boy, who is surely 40 something, and give him a pat on the back.

So, this will make me sound ignorant and spoiled, but I honestly thought that ended WAY before that. Like depression era. I’m genuinely surprised to hear it was that recent. But, yeah, I would’ve been 9 when you lost your evening edition, so its not a thing I remember at all.

Its the journey that matters, bud. Or some other cliche shit like that.

In the name of short people everywhere, Altuve would fuck you up. All Hail the Munchkin King, you fucking overgrown primates.

Yup. They’re both just meaningless games when you subtract the money. Its all in good fun. The question isn’t really whether its a sport, its whether there’s a viable business model there. Take baseball out the businees context its been in for the last century and it is just a silly game, like anything on a console.

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I’m gonna go ahead and steal this and see if it works for my Baja team

Was that a paperboy delivering in the evening? Kid needs to get fired.

Quality storytelling

Hmmmm. Let’s use our brains.

You need a 12 step program...