First of all, don’t shame the parents. They provided that girl a chance that many of us never had.

Bruh...

We can be friends....

So, hold up. Guy flops. Flop gets interrupted. He slaps the interrupter. That guy flops. He lays down and continues his interrupted flop. Then we lightly push and get racist.

Get outta here! I had two buddies do the exact same thing in a black Corolla and escaped unscathed. They were over off Cookingham near Smithville. This was like 2007, though, so that’s one helluva coincidence.

Kinja HOF shit

Fuck all that. That thing was trying to kill you guys. Going back was probably a very wise choice haha

Damn. I missed a prime opportunity haha

Vision, reflexes, connections in the racing world, musculature, intelligence...

What?

I have found that the answer is always a shitty mix of both

Wish my brother was here to verify, because people never believe me.

I’d be shocked if he doesn’t. So much momentum. You gotta think they’re feeling real good in that shop.

Serious case of warts there

He’ll probably just get a swanky golfing trip and a Rolex out of it, then reverse course.

My daughter just met Harv at the recent KS race and he was awesome. Took time for every kid there. His assistant (or whatever) actually gave us that towel there. He asked my daughter, “Do you want Kevin’s towel?” She lights up, grabs it, and then promptly goes “Oh, gross!” and flung it right back into my face. My…

Did you watch it? They almost dropped her because of the hit. Shut the hell up

Yeah, when a drunk woman a quarter your size slightly grazes your head, it is totally ok to just fucking deck her.

Yeah, but NBC likes to do that side-by-side shit under caution, then do full screen ads under green.

You can leave early. Really, its fine.