Just now realizing FL looks like a holstered six shooter. Seems appropriate....

I’m bout as straight as they come.....but I’d get in the middle of that for the right price

This is the first time Jalopnik has made me genuinely hungry

Stef, you just came up with the best damn cake idea ever......

You do realize that all of that is exactly what makes it satirical, right

How can you not list Bertone, Torch? You have let me down for the first time.

At the very least, they were fucking on the clock, which is dereliction of duty and is prosecutable.

But there’s like a tiny half a wiggle before that. I think he assumed contact was coming and was trying to avoid it while staying in the overtake.

Win or lose, GO CUBS! Good season boys. Again.

SCIENCE!!!

Yeah, they pay for the damn lane departure warning, and then still try to change lanes directly into your passenger door. No point here, just wondering why the hell people pay for them when seemingly none of them use it.

Thanks. Now I don’t have to go in on this dick.

I like that you’re optimistic about how long Deadspin will be a thing.

Lol. That doesn’t work with racist morons. Which this guy wasn’t, because that clearly isn’t what he said.

He said something to the effect of “You don’t SPIT in my face.”

Would LOVE to see those photos. The beauty of sight, translated to the beauty of sound, and back out again. That’s really fucking cool.

Its a gag, bro. The vast majority here don’t actually buy into this. Chill out. Laugh at dipshits with us.

So you think that a chemically active substance affects everyone the same way, and I’m the moron?

You just need a tolerance, son

If you’re a frequent smoker, it does not negatively affect your driving. I’m sorry, but its a fact. I’ve caused one accident in my life. I was sober and got distracted by the damn touch screen in a rental. It should be illegal to drive high. Some people can’t handle their shit. I ain’t worried about myself or most of…