Europeans are too busy having vacations and enjoying universal healthcare to spend precious time hating Americans. I imagine that neither Americans nor Europeans spend much time thinking about each other. The only major difference between them is that, if asked, the Europeans could find America on a map of the world.

People who hate football (soccer) for no reason, other than the offside rule is just too complicated for them to understand, remind me a lot of Trump supporters. They hate what they don’t understand and they don’t understand a lot of things because they are fucking morons.