I was wondering that same thing. The writer ( or another oblivious defender) even stated in those comments that the time frame was not made clear in the movie. Except it was, on multiple occasions.

FCS is so much better. Stupid bowl games...

That’s what I said. It confuses me, and is the only of the GIFs that I’ve looked at for more than 30 secs.

Most definitely A. I'm also pretty sure that I learned about Homonyms and their ilk much earlier than either Freshman year. Which could be why I had to Google it. Also, was just clicking pics at the bottom of I09, and did not notice I was on deadspin, or I would have realized how punny your joke was. Instead, I just…

If only there was someway to describe words that are spelled the same, but have different meanings...

I commend you for your convictions Jeremy, and I shun all the people on this site that lack adult level reading comprehension.

Yeah, this is def my favorite.

I wrote an article on Mr Thompson in one of my college journalism classes years ago. He was disbarred before I even wrote it. You should look up some of the shit he has tried to get away with.

It may or may not be one of my life goals to actually make this happen.

You yell at Obama as if every other President went out on every mission he authorized. Also, as Galacticat said, you are reading into some persecution that isn’t there. Matt is just reporting what he saw, and even states that he is NOT anti-gun. I’m with Galacticat, I don’t think you actually read this article.

All terrain animal transport prepped and ready for duty sir.

I must have mistakenly replied to you instead of someone else. Because my response most definitely does not make sense against your original post.

I"m really glad gawker is choosing to write these articles. I don't know how many "if you politicize this, you are a heartless bastard" posts I've seen over the past 2 days. Well then when should we politicize it? When should we talk about the fact that a 20 year old has easy access to an automatic weapon?

There is ABSOLUTELY no need for a ordinary citizen to own an automatic weapon. Find me one headline that says "Man saves day with automatic fire."

Oh yeah of course, a fictional world caused a guy to go on a shooting spree. Let's definitely not take responsibility as a country for letting people own AUTOMATIC F*&$ING WEAPONS.

Really? I mean, to each his own, but I felt like it was a great Hitman game. It mixed it up early on with some of the police escape, but then fell back into the assasinating that we all know and love, including the multitude of ways to kill each person.

You're right, idiot was a poor word choice, so was the word "and" prior to it. I don't know what a better choice of wording would be. Sheltered? Dramatic? CLUEless? I don't know. The point still stands. A word-bubble picture and title should not be enough to "spoil" the gaming experience for you. ESPECIALLY…

Say what?

I'm pretty sure if that was what "spoiled it" for him or anyone else, then that person is and idiot.

Is it troll feeding time already? I swear I just fed you guys just a few hours ago.