Chill dude, it's a play on her song "Sk8er Boi", it's not seeious.

The killer is....

Anyone else make their parents drive them to toys r us on Saturday mornings so they could play in the Pokemon League?

Woof. I mean the dude’s career already was buried, but this response — never apologizing to the guy he stole from, Streisanding his FIFA review while attacking an actual journalist for “needing clicks” even though he works for a site whose traffic runs laps around his — is like pouring concrete on top. Filip, I know…

I saw the comparison shots, he quoted that shit verbatim, fucko should man up and say he plagiarised the fucking thing and at least scrape some decency back.

People ask me all the time, and I say no all the time without issue—feeling a couple of minutes of “pressure” is not harmful for the vast majority of people.

Speeding, for the person with poor time management that thinks they’re more important than everyone else.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Sorry I was busy taking a shit, not giving one.

The hyperbolic character of his assessment leads me to wonder how long he’s been familiar with mechanical engineering

This article is very clearly not trying to say that no women use sex to draw in viewers, as evidenced by the last paragraph in which they talk to a streamer who blatantly and openly admits to doing so. The point of the article is that people assume that this is the ONLY business model that any woman who streams, ever,…

I don’t want anyone to shove their fingers down my throat unless they’re trying to get me to vomit. It’s not sexy, it’s weird and porny and she indicated she wasn’t into it.

I’ve always found it funny that Game of Thrones is framed as a show about “tits and dragons” when only the first season really had the former, and only the most recent season really had the latter. It’s almost like people who aren’t participating in a particular pop culture phenomenon have a vested interest in…

my family read your comment and they are offended

Maybe you don’t expect it but that’s precisely when and why I would strike. Sweep the legs.

That’s great and all, but first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Silver lining, you didn’t get an Apple watch.

Yeah, only nerds wear glasses.