I hate Tom fucking Cruise.

How dare they leave out "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley?! If any occasion calls for a RickRoll, it's the Opening Ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics.

How dare they leave out "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley?! If any occasion calls for a RickRoll, it's the Opening Ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics.

The whitest show on television is neither "Girls" nor "Mad Men". It is AMERICAN MOTHERFUCKING IDOL. At least, it wasn't the whitest show on television for the first three seasons. Two African-American winners and one white female winner. As a fan of this show, sometimes against my better judgement, I expected the show…