alexbtango15
Sufre Mamon
alexbtango15

Old college buddy of mine, cheapest guy I know, ordered an early 2000's BMW 330 from Germany. Got to know the master tech at his local dealership, met the tech’s sister at an autocross race (she was racing). Love at first sight, married in months, they now have two kids.

My job was to keep them from stalling and messing over the customer even more than they already have. Dealers hated to get a call from me if they did a customer wrong. The good thing is I came from the dealer world. I knew when the dealer was wrong, but there were also cases where the customer was wrong. The dealers

First of all, I am shocked, shocked that a high quality car like a Range Rover would require so many trips to the service department.”

425 miles AND it was driven after closing and parked in locations that have nothing to do with servicing??? I would be fucking LIVID. Kick down their door and raise hell. They should only be putting like 30 miles on it!

The headliner isn’t loose... it’s just friendly.

The world was brown, black and off-white then, Calvin.

The subway is electric and breaks all the time. Being electric doesn’t mean it’s reliable at all.

But but but...if we had some commie pinko European socialist healthcare here we’d have to wait MONTHS just to get in to see a doctor!

Well here’s your problem. The engine’s in the wrong place!”

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I was going to say it was actually after the 1964 Gerry Anderson “Stingray” TV series, which is a Thunderbirds-style puppet show (filmed in SuperMarionation!) and is about a submarine, but then I found this and clearly, it was named after this guy (true identity, occupation, and reason for taking his glasses on and

The driver’s seat seems like it has a lot of wear for only 8000 miles. Check out the pic of the driver’s side seat bolster in the dealer’s photos.

No. No, it’s way too soon to put on the rose colored glasses of nostalgia.

Goddamn right the Navy would lead the fight.

BUILD THAT SPHERE. BUILD THAT SPHERE.

BUILD THAT SPHERE. BUILD THAT SPHERE.

They do have an automatic breaking system...  Oh, wait, spelling makes a difference there.  

Simon holmes. Life in the Duke City.

This is a smart take because similar things haven’t happened between aethiest belligerents.