“it was the ‘90s and we will do whatever it takes to put more SUVs on sale.”

“Nothing more expensive than a cheap German car.”
“Hold my beer.”  - Maserati.

all your monies are belong to us 

...but that scream happens after doom has happened, it is a death scream. It should chime Wilhelm after you have an accident.

Now this is a shitty Yugo!

Hey Hey! We’re Adobe!

pretty much like almost any manufacturer’s small hatchback of the time—Ford Fiesta, Volkswagen Golf, Renault 5, whatever. It’s totally appropriate for the jobs the car would do, and, again, not the worst in the world.

You should leave quickly without notice and change your name. This guy is having a midlife crisis and there will be coke, hookers, and machine guns involved. 

A 1980s executive sedan, black on black with a blood red interior?

Evil Crime Lord’s car, did you say?

My advice is... if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Buy yourself a Grand National:

The owners were fighting about whether or not to keep it until one of them said, “Can’t we all just get a lawn?”

LMAO, Me too, a wife and kids changed all that though. Loooooots of good stories from my young and dumb days though.

The mini-horse needs a “Low & Slow” sticker!  

Except the loop was done for the movie, with Roy Scheider at the stick. So...he kinda does get to wear the JAFO hat on that one.

At least you checked it out and weren’t simply being a JAFO, huh?

In all seriousness though, what Civic minded individual did this on their own Accord? What was the Prelude to this? There has to be another Element in here somewhere. I simply cannot understand why someone would undertake this Odyssey. I think their brain went on auto Pilot.

“yeah, it’s in really good shape”

Russian here, can confirm, am sketchy.

Trucks probably insured. Probably would help lead to the rise in premiums for us all. So in the end you lose. Better to drink the cocktail and sob in the corner my friend.