A hand-me-down 1981 Dodge mirada that had a door that wouldn't open, a window that wouldn't roll down and had an electrical fire while on the date.

I gotta pay for gas? Fuckthatimout

I Did an opposite trip this last February. I took a beat up 1999 Toyota Tacoma with California plates to Ciudad Obregon. Crossed in through Nogales. I had 400 in 20's for the mordidas along the road. I got fairly lucky. Only time I had to Pay was about 15 minutes from Obregon. A local cop noticed te Cali plates and…

This happened on Memorial Day 2000. Me and a couple of my wife’s cousins went to a beach in Mexico. It’s always packed with people partying and cruising in town, and racing up and down a large dune by the beach.

Next you’re gonna say the fishface Taurus is handsome. The Trans Am isn’t handsome, it’s pretty ugly, but by no means is it as ungainly as the Orochi. Hell the Orochi face Even resembles the Taurus' mug.

They may be trail rated, but only if the trail leads back to the shop.

 Jeep Patriots are utter pieces of shit. My neighbor had one. He poured a shitload of money into it. The transmission went out a couple of times, the engine needed valvetrain repairs. Part of the subframe rusted. In Southwest Arizona!

Oh yeah. We had this feature back in the day too. It was called "let go of the switch"

He may not be the laughing stock of the funeral home, but I gor one am laughing my ass off watching the vid. Price... Less!

This kind of desert trekking is what we call a “travesía” in my neck of the woods. Not too far from Glamis; Yuma, AZ. We head out into the dunes, stop every few miles to refuel (us, not the vehicles) Fun times. Getting stuck in the soft sand is part of the whole experience. Although not getting stuck is better. 

It’s called a “Jetson” and it DOESN’T fold up into a suitcase? Forget it, I don’t want one!

Jerk! Now I can't get the Airwolf theme out of my head.

I Just replaced the water pump on my daughter’s 2000 Firebird with the 3800. The air purging took almost as long as the water pump swap, it took about an hour just to purge. Just a guess, but I’d say the mechanic didn’t properly purge your car.

The danger was real.

The wings are said to be sharp enough to need a cover on both edges to prevent people from getting cuts if they should run into them.

The F-104 was also known as the “Missile With a Man in it”

I remembered a short lived cartoon called Cadillacs and Dinosaurs from your pic.

After a couple of years, this thing will become self aware, decide mankind is too sick to survive and turn on it's owners in an act or rebellion.

I found the inspiration for the grille...

I think they’re just picking the first few suggestions at random And phoning it in.