Someone would probably think it’s a Ford Fusion.

And here I thought the QX70 couldn’t get any uglier. 

Madonna used something similar in the early 90's. Every time I see something similar I can’t help but remember this Far Side cartoon. Thanks Gary Larson!

On one occasion I was driving 10 mph over the limit and this cop pulled in front of me and applied his brakes until we slowed to the limit. 

I no like. It looks like a Dalek in clownface makeup.

I no like. It looks like a Dalek in clownface makeup.

That transporter looks bitchin!

Check out those warp nacelles. This baby looks like she’ll do at least Warp 2.

You have to say it like Comic Book Guy would:

ditto.

So the seller can take a picture of the matching hot wheels car but not the engine bay? 

This Century even rocks the heckblende tail lights for 500 bucks. I’m betting all it’s got wrong with it is a bad IAC.

I’ve never been a VW man. I’ve ever only seen one bug I really liked. It was a chopped-top hot rod looking bug with wide tires. Until this. This bug is awesome!

For the 7600 Dollar asking price I just have a couple suggestions:

A 1994 Buick Park Avenue. It is reliable, comfortable, gets decent gas mileage, is within the budget and is deer proof.

Nah, here’s a toilet.

And you would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and their dog.

She sounds nice.

That mileage is about right for one of these X-Types. They spend most of their life in the shop and aren’t driven.