In AZ a shady parking spot is like gold. A shady parking spot close by to wherever you’re going is sacred.

Spend a few summers in Southwest Arizona - Yuma, Parker, Lake Havasu, Gila Bend - become accustomed to high heat and you’ll be able to handle whatever high temps anyplace else throws at you.

Cause the Martians don’t wanna be caught by ICE and have their kids taken to a walmart detention center.

I’ve been to Catholic mass before. One service I was at, the priest mentioned something I will never forget. He said “Who am I to deny entrance into the house of The Lord anyone who wants to worship?” Shame on this priest for taking an accident and using it as an excuse to let his bigotry out in the open. This guy…

I kept turning up the volume hoping to hear the Benny Hill music.

Anyone notice when the chick came out of the bathroom she was fanning her ass? Priceless.

I had to go back to that part a few times.

Weird thing is now that they’re no longer Dodge trucks the front end looks more like Dodge cars.

Nah, the 5th generation Z06 came with a 5.7 LS6. It’s a pretty high strung LS1 with a hotter cam, and higher flowing heads basically. The 6th generation came with the 7.0 LS7.

This car checks all the right boxes.

Hey, I thought Lexus in plural was Lexi.

And a lift kit is pretty rare with these trucks because of the stupid front axle -through-the-oil pan design.

The ad actually says 4500, what the hell, I never liked these, but for 4500 it’s ok. I guess. 

Trump 3024

An up to date Samurai. Cool!

Mars will pay for the wall and enjoy it.

I was looking to trade in a 2011 Mazda 3 at a dealership, looked up the value at the time in KBB, according to their website it was worth 12,000 in trade-in. When they appraised the car at the dealership they said no more than 9,000 and that they were being “generous” in their appraisal. Of course I didn’t take their…

Yeah, those even come in bulletproof editions.

Get a Suburban, cheap to buy, cheap to maintain,