I kept turning up the volume hoping to hear the Benny Hill music.

Anyone notice when the chick came out of the bathroom she was fanning her ass? Priceless.

I had to go back to that part a few times.

Weird thing is now that they’re no longer Dodge trucks the front end looks more like Dodge cars.

Nah, the 5th generation Z06 came with a 5.7 LS6. It’s a pretty high strung LS1 with a hotter cam, and higher flowing heads basically. The 6th generation came with the 7.0 LS7.

This car checks all the right boxes.

Hey, I thought Lexus in plural was Lexi.

And a lift kit is pretty rare with these trucks because of the stupid front axle -through-the-oil pan design.

The ad actually says 4500, what the hell, I never liked these, but for 4500 it’s ok. I guess. 

Trump 3024

An up to date Samurai. Cool!

Mars will pay for the wall and enjoy it.

I was looking to trade in a 2011 Mazda 3 at a dealership, looked up the value at the time in KBB, according to their website it was worth 12,000 in trade-in. When they appraised the car at the dealership they said no more than 9,000 and that they were being “generous” in their appraisal. Of course I didn’t take their…

Yeah, those even come in bulletproof editions.

Get a Suburban, cheap to buy, cheap to maintain,

This thing is clean.

I’m betting on Giuliani having a keen interest in 2 girls 1 cup.

Pontiac G8 GT

Yeah, the dreaded paint disease that affected more than just the Corsica. I seemed to notice it more often on white cars than other colors. At first I thought it was just some kind of Urban camouflage.