I don’t know if they had delivery drivers everywhere, but they did in my neck of the woods around 1998. And yeah, looking at my original post, I guess I did start off with something unimportant to the rest of the story. Seemed pertinent at the time...

I’m thinking it might be a 2011 to 2014 Chrysler 200

I was, and still am in the same boat as you.

Once upon the 90's I had a part time job delivering for Little Caesar’s. I drove a 90 Lumina. One of the other delivery drivers drove a 90ish Astro AWD. One night before closing he started to tease me about my “grandpa car”, so I dished it right back teasing him about his “soccer mom van” He tells me, “Oh yeah?, lets…

Yep, just last month the same thing happened changing the brake shoes on my Dad’s pop-up camper. “We got the shoes, and it’s just a 1 hour job putting them on”

What should have been a simple “drain the old transmission fluid, drop the pan and replace a shift solenoid” on a 2003 Chevy Avalanche. I bought it at a dealership in Flagstaff. A trade-in, that sat at the dealer lot for about a year and they decided it needed a new transmission, and it wasn’t worth their investment.…

This one in Phoenix has a claimed 650 HP, for less than half the dough. Sure, it’s not a 6-speed, but with that kind of power I can forgive the lack of a 3rd pedal.

There’s a 1970 Ford F series pickup in the background where the Cutlass Ciera is in a wreck. Also, it almost looks like Hank Hill hanging out the drivers side window of the pickup.

Back in my single days I worked at a casino as a fill-in. When someone was on vacation or a vacant position existed I would fill in. I never knew what job I would end up doing on any given day, so I carried all the different uniforms in the trunk of my car. After working 27 hours one day and filling in for about 6 or…

Agreed, but I just don’t think I could use one to fabricate my own version of the partisan.

Do you want to touch my monkey? Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

This thing looks like something I’d make in my garage out of a junkyard chassis and some fabricating materials from Lowes.

Navy planes are pretty robust, remember an incident in Italy about 20 years ago when a Navy plane was flying too low and caught a steel cable with its wing, cut through it, and caused a gondola full of skiers to fall? The plane didn’t have allot of damage.

I’m thinking it was an optical illusion. Those 2 Hornets never got as close as it appears. When they fly overhead, you can see one is trailing the other.

Neat idea, kind of like the little counterweight inside a seatbelt mechanism that locks your seatbelts in place during hard sudden deceleration.

Well, at least it’s not a fucking Hublot.

Maybe I’ve heard one too many crazy dumb criminal stories about Florida. But to me, every time I see that state mentioned in... Anything, I can’t help but think crazy, dumb crackhead. So, C/P.  

This car is still Meh....

Now excuse me while I go get an Autotrader magazine and let my mullet grow.

Fuckit I’m voting NP. There’s one exactly like this one advertised on C/L with 73,000 miles for 16K, so the price doesn’t seem all that unreasonable. Yes they’re slow compared to a new econobox, the front and rear overhangs are measured in yards, malaise era GM product, burgundy velour interior. The cons list could go…