I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

As a U.S. Liverpool/Dortmund fan, I’m very happy with this.

Wish Brandt would have gone to Liverpool, but since he’s staying in Germany I’m glad he went to Dortmund instead of Bayern.  Bayern are one of the most insufferably arrogant outfits in all of Europe, and anything that gives their rivals a chance to knock them down a rung is always welcome.

Ah, but he left himself a loophole: flatly deny ever having done the first thing. Even when someone plays you a video of yourself doing Thing A, claim that you never did Thing A, because Thing Negative A is clearly the correct answer and you would never have done anything else.

I wonder how nervous he was that Omarosa would just show up and record a bunch of conversations but he wouldn’t be able to pick her out of the crowd. 

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

Yeah, pushback against practices with historical and sustained racist connotations is just “fragile feelings”

Just...just wear the clothes. We know who it is, the costume’s good and fine on its own, there’s no need to Blackface it up. Jesus, why is this so hard?

Yeah just don’t do that. 

Jesus Christ. I could change about 5 words in this paragraph and it’s like the textbook example of someone defending their abusive spouse.

I mean, you can cut and paste that fan bullshit into any argument defending any millionaire coach who yells and bullies his unpaid teenage labor. Every person in Indiana in 2002 wants their argument back.

An octave is a pretty massive shift for the human voice. 

serves him right for rooting for the refs

Or anywhere else, for that matter!

REAL QUESTION: Is there such a thing as a self-own fetish?

‘They’re (professional) athletes mom, they’re used to it.’

He owes it to himself to not tear an ACL dunking on a 5’8” future CPA.

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I have assisted people in applying for U-Visas. Some of what you say is factually incorrect and some of it is misleading. First, being the victim of “simple assault” could be sufficient. The people I have worked with are the victims of domestic violence. Second, the US has approved issuance of 10,000 U-Visas per year.…

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