I don’t know Wayne Hennessey, so maybe... but is there even one other thing that this guy has ever done that would suggest that his raising his arm like that was anything other than what he said it was?

Texas.

“Where’s Chad?”

The kind of people that have “full time availability” for a unpaid internship should be kept as FAR AWAY from government as possible, aka; every single little twerp in that lede image.

Do you want the 4 best teams, or 4 “most deserving”? The former and latter are not synonymous. UCF is not one of the 4 best; but they are quite deserving.

Gregg Berhalter... the 2nd rate manager of a 2nd rate club of a 10th rate soccer league? This is why we can’t have nice things. Looking forward to part 2 of American Fiasco.

The comparison is especially apt since those were Hezonja’s only two points in the game. Doing one good thing and celebrating like you won the MVP is the Swaggiest P of all.

Is your kid not Heisman caliber? Then you’re not beating him hard enough.

Ohio State will score 129 points against this #1 defense in college basketball.

*goes to sob in a corner*

But I guess when you stop playing they forget how you lead

One example a trend does not make.

Yes. Her general point distracts from the problem and frames it instead as some sort of competition among minority women instead of a fight against white patriarchy.
But I also want to call out one of those tweets embedded for its logical fallacy because there are enough legitimate points to bring up in this…

Eh. People are already screaming that science and reality have a liberal bias. Why not bring dictionaries into the fold, too?

vAcCiNe dAmaGeD ChILdREn!

The preferred nomenclature isn’t “anti-vax”, it’s “pro-disease”!

6/ Must produce quality tweets like this:

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

Having two of the best teams in the league, both of which are stocked with young stars, play on a field that could very easily lead to any number of those young stars being seriously injured seems like a self-evidently bad idea.

What is a post-doctorate degree? Like, she did three post-docs? Or does she have three PhDs?

Again Deadspin buries the lede of, “He gonna yam on you!”
That is now forever in my lexicon.