This is Grade A Kinja.

+1 Achilles

Hotdog or a Bahama Mama?

I mean, at some point, one of that pair has had a prostitute tied up in their basement, right?

That celebration on the goalpost had Begby in a bar-fight levels of energy

I would guess they are vent paths for use during vulcanization. Outgassing will likely occur, and in a mass of rubber that size, you don’t want trapped bubbles or voids to form. It would weaken the whole structure.

Thank you, I was wondering this as well. There’s got to be a step to make that rubber less soft and squishy. You’d need one hell of a big oven in which to cook that thing...

Big fan of this cover

+1 for sexy decapitation

You had me at ‘salty hillbillies’.

That was more intense than anything I can remember watching.

Another vote for Carlito’s Way. I love that film, and it’s one of Sean Penn’s best roles.

In the second video, is that a fisting sex toy standing proudly erect in the middle of all of the light beer cans?

I scared the cat

The advertisement before the video played was for discount Viagra. I really have nothing more to add.

July Talk - Paper Girl

I counted at least a couple North Korea analogies in the fan comments. This is pretty telling.

Jim Bob Cooter? Just had to look him up...

No, they’re totally dangerous everywhere. It’s way to easy to get excited and cause some permanent damage.

Spit out my damn water...