I honestly dont get the hype around this game.  Sure it looks interesting but I see nothing about that makes me get hyped for it.

I’ve asked before, what people want from “offenders”, what is their redemption arc and is forgiveness possible? And what if they’re dead? What if they can’t redeem themselves?

There’s so much for me to unpack here, and while everybody is going to comment on the behavioral issues, I’m still on square zero, living under a rock...

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

That would screw over the many people who worked on the game and rely on credits not only as a document of all the hard work they did but also as a way to help further their career. That’s one of the major points of the above article.

Most of these games you have to do it in 1 life ... giving you multiple lives was sort of a farce anyway.

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

You do, since you spent time clicking and commenting.

Imagine if if every reply to this article was a comment about preparing for oneself for other comments.

Dear everyone, take a real world issue you care about, take the energy you generate from your hate/defense of the Epic Store, and channel it into a letter to your congressperson instead of an internet comment about video games. Because this is nuts.

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it’s really easy to defend it when the alternative is siding with people like you

Evil? How old are you, 12?

How is bring a game to the Epic Store under any condition “screwing over the fans” exactly?

Great analogy, thanks for the education. I wasn’t thinking about Uber drivers being “off the clock” and needing encouragement to go get a fare. Makes sense!

It is not in Uber or Lyft’s economic interest to encourage people to find other ways to travel. Surge pricing was always billed as the carrot to get more drivers on the street to carry the waiting passengers.

The Turtles game formula was perfected in the Genesis iteration, adding a run button that could be used to preform cartwheels, slide kicks, and shoulder charges. However, for some reason every game since has neglected to use the mechanic. Does Rescue-palooza finally course correct?

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

I honestly would have preferred the messenger if it had dropped the entire metroidvania portion of the game and kept it a linear adventure.  The padding and how long it dragged on soured it a bit for me.