Lieber Herr Demuro,

All of these are within 20 miles of you, Doug.

DeLorean?

That means Doug would have to speed everywhere, with half the brake/running lights burnt out, as every Rendezvous driver does.

Some old Rolls Royce

I dare you Doug. I double dare you to get a Brodozer. Any infact. You can find one on the net with endless options, and prices. Resale will be easy with all the bros out there.

I told Doug he may need to go older on this one, maybe ‘50s or ‘60s. But what’s interesting enough to draw an audience for a whole year? This is my top suggestion at the moment:

The judges would also accept “hearse.”

Bentley Turbo R values are flat. So the only expense will be maintenance which might be high but a true man needs to own two British vehicles at once. Besides you can compare the dealership experience with Land Rover

A pre-2000 “classic” Mini! Preferably an 80s Cooper S with the 1.6L. And you can discuss the silly 25 year import law some more, but instead how 1990s Minis slip through customs and even get registered on the road because everybody here thinks they are from the 1970s. Not to mention it’s adorable. And the polar…

2008 Audi R8

I’m sorry, Doug, I didn’t read the article I’m too desperate to post this as quickly as possible. LM002. Please.

R63 AMG

An Ariel Atom. After the completely sensible and reasonable Ferrari 360 and Nissan Skyline GT-R, you need something absurd and ridiculous. What better way to do that lose every single body panel. It will make your neighbors question your sanity and a base one can be had new for $50k. Not sure about used.

First generation Viper. It would be interesting to hear about something that could kill you and it would give you enough room to find a second car. Like the Hummer/GT-R.

You know you want to. (Doesn’t have to be this Rendezvous. But still, Rendezvous or Aztek, we need a scoop on what it’s like to live with a terrible U-Body SUV for a year)

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.