Not showing off that costume to others is a crime against humanity.

Gomez Addams, ready for All Hallows Read 2017. (Note to self, find better prop cigar.)

youre the top of the pops, nomorebats!

We had a Tim Burton party:

The blades are cardboard with metallic spray paint. I used instructions from this video. I gotta confess; his look more claw-like than mine.

“He says ‘welcome to the frickin Guardians of the Galaxy’ - only he didn’t use frickin.”

Me and my girlfriend went out as Archie and Veronica from Riverdale. We had all the clothes, I had to buy the jacket and cheap orange hairspray to complete the look. We went in a group with Betty Jughead and Cheryl as well.

Little Miss Steerpike went as the Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth, her favourite monster.

Our dog, Leto, as a Jedi and our son, Tino, as an Ewok <3

Hi I’m Janet, and this is Michael. Welcome to the Good Place!

Wow, turning on a friend once you’ve found out he’s a rapist is cold and shallow? What a fucking world.

Wish that this child rape apologist didn’t get the top comment, but hey, that’s Kinja for ya.

Settle down Kevin.

Uh, no. The police should be ashamed of themselves for getting an arrest warrant on someone for having (bullshit) “traces” of “something” (since they haven’t said) on her belongings which were left unattended and how many other people came across them? That’s where the shame lies. Our criminal justice system, looking…

Now, I’m no fancy big-city dildo designer. But if I were, it would be a double ended number with one half all regular looking and the other half all dark and alien-looking to represent the normal world and the Upside Down.

I’ve had oral herpes since I was 8. I didn’t get it from sex, I got it from my mother.

I get cold sores. None of my sex partners ever cared or got them. We had “normal” sex. I have never been dumped and men want to fuck me. Sorry your sex life is so stressful worrying about the herp constantly. Doesn’t sound “normal” - maybe the doctor can treat you for the anxiety you are experiencing from the cold…

1. She contracted oral herpes

Hell, she went around kicking ass (and winning awards) in The Night Manager while in her last trimester. That woman can do anything. I think I’m in love with her.

Okay, ask yourself this- is it an island of American citizens?