My dad told stories of pooping in his world war II era destroyer at sea. There was a long box with a slit all the way down for you to poop in. Everything was wide open. You might even be touching the guy next to you. What a nightmare.

Your point is made. I somehow missed all of those because I never heard of the show. GBBO is apparently like “fnord” to me.

Yep, they’re in every family. I have a great uncle who is legit in the klan. I’m not friends with him on Facebook, but his whole profile is public so whenever I’m in a mood, I just go through and report every God awful thing he posts.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

Had you provided context cues or any degree of specificity, you wouldn’t be asked to clarify. Attempting to pass the blame to me for your lazy, derisive comment is fucking laughable.

First, you milk a vegan...

My mother grew up on a farm and LOVED chickens. Sadly, her town OK’d backyard hens just a couple of years after she died; having her own coop was one of her old-lady goals. But man, she hated roosters. I guess the worst one was a big leghorn that hung out by the outhouse and attacked people trying to use it or trying…

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

Not the first time someone’s cock got them in trouble.

i have a problem reacting to these myopic takes. it makes me livid. the deep hypocrisy of ‘harmlessly’ asking, ‘why would person X choose to have another kid without proper planning?’ coming from sources that likely want to DESTROY PLANNED PARENTHOOD sends me to rage.

That is extremely interesting, thanks.

It’s not free healthcare you vile piece of shit. She’s a tax-paying Californian. Her taxes contribute to this benefit. Just like, I fear, my tax dollars paid for whatever moron-producing institution you matriculated out of.

You know, I had this thought the other day.

Oh my god, go 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 away

Ok it may have been a while since arithmetic class for me, but if your employee pay accounts for 10% of you overall operating costs and you raise it by 10%, your operating cost has only increased 1%. Of course, the employer may choose to take advantage of the fact that most people don’t understand basic math in order…

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Double-bag it next time. It’s best way to stop your garbage from leaking.

Same reason it’s okay to ask stupid questions, I suppose.

Unsolicited Placenta story.