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You know what films are real national treasures that should have gone on forever? National Treasure starring Nic Cage. Two just wasn’t enough.

Seriously? How white are you?

That’s not how facts work. You threw out some numbers based on conjecture. That’s call an opinion, my dear.

sick of these helicopter moms back in my day we brought real crossbows to school

Is there a single picture of McConell where he doesn’t look like a geriatric sea-turtle struggling to hold in a fart?

Unless you’re planning on bringing Matthew & Sybil back from the dead, hard pass.

No.

His mouth doesn’t move like people’s mouths usually move when they talk. It’s like someone is operating the mouth of a particularly expressive Muppet for the first time.

It’s impossible to explain. I live an hour from Disneyland and go there often because Mrs. iElvis loves it (she grew up nearby). I think it’s like hepatitis. Some people just get Disney in their bloodstream and never get rid of it.

I was gonna say. In the article he says Orlando may have discouraged Evangelicals from visiting.

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

Love the hell out of Shameless. I could sort of understand why William H. Macy would be paid more in the beginning as he was the much bigger name and in the earlier seasons, Frank absolutely killed me. But as you get further in, its evident (to me, at least) that Emmy Rossum is the heartbeat of the show. When she was

A Canadian was drunk at a hockey game, stop the presses!

The dick can reach further when the cheeks are 100% out of the way!

If Katy Perry had the same level of “talent” that she currently possesses but weren’t hot, none of us would know her name.

It reminds me of friendship bracelets when I was little. In 5th & 6th grade everyone was making friendship bracelets and I could make them super fast. This other girl, Jennifer, also made them super fast and sold them. I felt bad for the kids who couldn’t buy them and made them for free for kids who claimed they

Victor Garber is gay??? How come I did not know this? I have always had a crush on him ... but, being a frequent visitor to reality, realize that his sexuality is not what is keeping apart.

From the navel up, the only physiological difference they care about between men and women is that women have larger mammary tissue to house the biological foundation for nourishing infants. Sexualizing that is gross. Yes, I understand that this is 2017 and women’s breasts have been seen as sexual organs forever, but

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!