If Shingy was black he’d be Will.i.am

Was that NipplesAndToes23 with the word and or Nipples&Toes23 with an ampersand?

I just remember wondering how NipplesAndToes23 didn’t shit herself while Angela Basset looked at her with complete disdain.

We have the same birthday! So she is my fav! Also Happy Belated Birthday Scary Spice!

If you are talking on the phone and there is a cat in the room, the cat will think you are talking to him/her. They don’t understand phones. THEY ARE CATS!

Counter point: Log cherry pie midget.

Michelle Obama actually helps the children though.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

mmmmm

That’s nothing. I once saw 75 people get baked at a Phish concert.

Yeah, scallops can swim...

That’s weird as hell and if I saw it coming towards me I would NOPE out of the ocean forever.

Did you know scallops can swim??

Would they let him out of prison for it? The next presidential inauguration is not going to be a scheduled event and it def won’t be on January 20th.

It is their job to report on leaked information, do you not understand how reporting works?

Kotaku has never broken a Bethesda embargo. We were blacklisted for reporting on information that was leaked to us, not information that was under embargo. You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about, so why even comment?

I would pay damn good money to see Tom Hollander do that.

His oath—like the President’s — is to preserve and protect the Constitution of the United States, not to take orders blindly from an upjumped game show host.

All the bottles are still white, tho.