This reminds me that I saw Hoda on the regular Today show with Matt Lauer the other day and it was the happiest he has seemed in years. Everyone loves Hoda.

At least he has taste?

Fun fact: I’ve been drinking wine out of this sippy cup exclusively since my friend gave it to me last year. Sometimes beer goes in. It’s awesome because if you pass out or start to stumble? WHERE’D MY BOOZE GO? OH IT STAYED IN MY CUP BECAUSE I AM SMART.

Oh. I thought it was cause they were selling dolphin vaginas as a snack from a street vendor.

In other news, at least 28% of whites “are garbage people”, “should not be allowed to share populated areas with other non-garbage human beings.”

my literal fave part of this is that someone somewhere really truly deeply feels this way

I don’t think I can deal with white people whining about how life is so unfair for them because people call them racist anymore so I’m gonna pass on this.

No, white people do not need their own documentary whining about how they are self-centered, what caused them to be self-centered or how to stop being so self-centered.

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This explains why my former boss’s advice all but nulls Public speaking anxiety.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

When you’re flocking to Ann Coulter for support, you know you’ve hit rock bottom.

why is he so hot.

You mean FUK.

She is kinda mean but in the most glorious way.

she seems like a good mom, so she gets points from me.

OMG the crush I had on her when I first saw her in My Cousin Vinny.

She does seem to be a little more grounded than any of the others. I don’t have Kable either, and dont watch this krazy show.