you’re right

Paula Deen’s entire career is based on this simple yet accurate principle.

I’ve been working on improving my cooking skills for the past year. This resulted in a very tearful conversation with my husband, where I had to explain that if I was going to spend 8 hours in the kitchen making ravioli from scratch at his request, he could at least take a fucking bite before drowning it in Sriracha.

V…

(You mean 180, a half-circle. A “total 360” would put her right back where she started.)

You need this then

HAH it’s more than 360. Back in the 80’s she was a pretty hardy partier(She has a classic story about berating the Beastie Boys outside of a club for being their formerly homophobic selves to her male friend named Leslie.) Her becoming a single mother at 19 with me sort of put her in a tail spin. She took to…

My mom used to be pretty Jehova’s Witness-y. When someone gave me a copy of the first Harry Potter as a gift she threw it in the trash because witches. When I had the audacity to refuse to pray before dinner I got sent to my room and called a “Godless Communist.” She once told me that if I turned out Gay she would…

Wow... I know hardcore Catholics (my sister being one, whereas I was agnostic until my teen years where I become full atheist) but even they view the “all birth control is evil” for only humans.

I live in Peru. I get side eye all the time when I tell people I had my dog spayed. “How can you deprive her of the joy of motherhood?” Um. She’s a dog. She’ll be fine. The dog community is not putting any pressure on her to procreate.

I do not in any way want to be presumptuous but *hug*

There is such a problem with feral cat colonies and abandoned cats. That is beyond weird.

I liked both of you once.

Personally, I would vote for lima beans. But would concede the point if we need the vote to be unanimous to carry the motion.

also his stupid fucking shirt

Everyone calls it Whole Paycheck. No one calls it Whole Check except for Jezebel.

Weird how your classifications account for every year other than 23.

They reJoyced when she left! I’ll be here all week Tip your wait staff folks, because Joyce sure as hell didn’t. .

Friggin’ Joyce. I hate Joyce.

JOYCE. She would.

this guy is trash but journey is amazing with no irony