The best part about being a fellow gray is that you can say anything you want to them without un-graying them. With great power comes great responsibility; with no power comes doing whatever the fuck you want!

its like you almost missed the point

More Rachel Dolezal, yeesh. Look, I apologize if someone else has made this same point but could someone explain to me how she’s any different from Caitlyn Jenner?

I technically did the asking, I’m not sure if this counts though.

I think hidden in your comment is a certain amount of that white liberal condescencion towards African Americans and other minorities. Can’t put my finger on what it is exactly, but I’ve been around the block long enough to know what’s what. Had people point out this exact tone to me before.

You pretty much just made the same argument as him. You gave your parents credit for teaching you that “some things are just not okay” and he said that he didn’t know his lyrics were wrong because “I had no guidance in my life.” You’re both making the argument that your understanding of morality was rooted in outside…

The guys had the bachelor party in one town, the bachelorette was 1 1/2 hours away, and on a Wednesday night for a Friday wedding. We called the guys to say we were on our way back and the groom said “we lost Gimpy.” The groomsman I’d gone on a couple of dates with. He had wandered away from the apartment and the guys…

I think that sums it up. I attended a wedding once where the best man and maid of honor crawled under the head table to take advantage of the long table cloth. Apparently it was a sobering make out session because upon deciding they would proceed to the hotel room to consummate their hook up they realized where they…

Essentially, this is the dance. Except that he was drunk, and wearing lederhosen.

I had a drunk friend on my study-abroad in London who did this every. single. time. she came out drinking with us. And then got all teary and “I can’t believe you LEFT ME” the next day when we would all eventually give up running after her. I was like, bro, you ran. I was wearing heels. You wanna run, I’m the last…

Amazing. I love his nickname!

Not at a wedding, but after midnight, in a shore town we were all unfamiliar with, at a New Year’s Eve party, one of my friends once did the same thing! Got drunk, ran away. Showed up around 2 am, after I had slipped on ice and skinned my knees while we were looking for him,

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

Ya i would have been like oh they dont look like i thought they would but its okay said thanks and went to the wedding. My BFF would probably have done what yours did though!

Seriously! It amazes me how many people come to weddings and bitch bitch bitch about how they’re not being fed enough, or given enough alcohol, or how the Band won’t honor their requests for “Save The Horse Ride The Cowboy.” It’s not your day, assholes! And Uncle Russ, so help me God, if you show up to one more of…

Adults who get cranky because they can’t eat in the next hour make me stabby. Omigod, you won’t die. If you know you have to eat on schedule or risk turning into a fainting or raving person, bring a snack you can sneak in a bag or a pocket.

Be real...they were there for the booze AND eats.

That bestie tho!! Why does this make me misty!!

I couldn’t get into OitNB, but Asher is my favorite part of How to Get Away with Murder.

Your friend sounds amazing. I, too, would be too much of a weenie to do what she did.