I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.

Right? I’m shocked at how gross the comments on this article are. There’s no law against being pregnant while traveling to the U.S. There’s no law against giving birth in the U.S. when you’re not a U.S. citizen or permanent resident. There’s no law against coming to the U.S. to do some shopping and also give birth to…

Ha ha, that’s cute.

I mostly agree with you. The US is the one who has the stupid law that anybody born here is automatically a US citizen, so of course people from around the world are going to exploit that. I can’t fault people for playing within the rules (sort of) when we make it so easy for them to do this kind of stuff.

OK, so they’re not breaking laws, but if they’re doing this to have access to US education infrastructure (at a time when that infrastructure is falling apart due to falling state/tax-payer support), they should have to pay for using that infrastructure. They should have to pay taxes to support public high schools,…

I get angry. Especially when you have how many thousands of undocumented Mexican children, who didn’t have the good fortune to be born on the “right” side of the border, and they have nothing. No relief. No rights. It’s just another example of how fucked you are if you’re poor and the wrong color/race.

They’re still subject to taxes if they want to claim their American citizenship, so no, it’s not wrong. It’s called dual citizenship, and it’s actually very common. Sorry if that infuriates you further.

Most European countries don’t have birthright citizenship. A friend of mine is American and living in London with her husband. She’s pregnant right now, and the child will not be a British citizen even though it’ll be born in London.

I know I’m on the opinion-fringe with this here too... I have always been a fence-sitter with the Anchor Baby concept... I just can’t get on board with it, and yet, cannot blame parents one bit for trying. Especially those dying and risking life and limb for a treacherous trip from south of the border to escape the…

I’m sorry.

Can you blame him? Imagine sitting next to someone who is constantly cheering for Matthew Della-Della-Della-Dellavedova.

If Jesus is a 6’2” Puerto Rican from Dorchester, he’s entered me many times.

The crazy fundie members of my family went to the Creation “Museum” this spring, and one of them started talking about it as I raised the first bite of the Easter dinner I had slaved over.

At a certain point I can only help people so much.

I am officially the dumbest fuck on the planet, I had NO IDEA that Tracee Ellis Ross was Diana Ross’s daughter. Mind blown.

I might have been embarrassed as a young teenager, but geez. Grownups, and all that. We pee, we poop, we bleed.

I hit gold recently and I’m shameless enough to brag about it. Porn length AND loves to go down. And no commitment? Holy shit.

Don’t you know that we can never be responsible for ourselves? Our silly little woman brains can only handle taking care of needy children, not our own bodies! It’s all the hormones and evo-psych and wine.

They have literally hundreds of shirts styles, and they are american made. Why is it a problem that they are of good quality? One of the few places I can find a proper weight t-shirt. And I’m picky af and have incredibly high standards, I make the majority of my clothing.