Yes, but it doesn’t mean you can never travel on a plane again.

Thank you!

“You should just have your kids Skype with their dying grandmother ‘cause I’m a whiny shithead!”

last time I flew with my daughter she was 15 months old and on my lap. She was less annoying than the guy on the aisle who had to be asked three different times to hang up the phone or sit down while the seat belt sign was on, bitching about carry on space, service, etc. My daughter and I fell asleep before the doors…

What a huge asshole.

....missing grandma’s funeral, missing Aunt Susie’s wedding, never going to Disney World. People who act like children should not be allowed in a very public space get on my very, very last nerve.

Jesus Christ, this. I don’t like kids much but this isn’t a bar or a casino or some other den of sin a child shouldn’t be in - this is a mode of transportation (sometimes the only one feasible). Anyone in the “no children allowed on airplanes” camp is an arrogant piece of shit.

LOL! Please don't ever become a parent. When you have a child your life is over, it's no longer about you! For the next 18 years it's about the life you created. Your fun party days are over! Or you can be a POS parent and live life like you are single person and party and travel. I am a selfish person, I never want…

When it comes to the author of this post: what she is doing strikes me as very unsafe and I would never do it, but is not my motherfucking business. And I’m sure she or some other woman will say the same to me (hopefully they’ll be that nice) when I circumcise my son to protect him from disease. What Goldie does is…

Crying is a baby’s only form of speech. Why do these people hate free speech and babies so much? If they don’t like that we have so much freedom in America that even babies crying is protected speech they should move to some nanny state coddling governments like Sweedeland, Icemark, or Dannon.

An adult shitbag

I was flying a few months ago and a toddler was having an epic meltdown. The mom was doing everything in her power to calm the kid down but it was just one of those things. Instead of shaming her or ranting about his right to fly in silence, the guy in front of her turned around and offered the kid his iPad. It was a…

What about Big Baby??

C’mon, I don’t think that’s what Jaytee meant at all...

Right? It seems simple and I’ve absolutely complained before about the circumstance of being trapped in a small space with a loud tiny person, but I hardly blame the child or parents. I’m a lot more pissed off when I’m trapped in a tiny space with a loud adult who should know better, but doesn’t care, about the effect…

Right on. Seriously people, Bose mother fuckin’ noise canceling headphones. Take some responsibility for your own comfort if the sound of children is that offensive to you.

Nope, you’re entirely wrong. You are a selfish, horrible advocate for that irksome reproduction thingy. Dontcha know that once you push out a human being you are now required morally to hitchhike your ass everywhere with that little human riding shotgun on your shoulders? I mean, what kind of monster are you!? Think…

Frankly, crying child is less obnoxious than most parents.

A cute idea for parents traveling with kids is to make some “consolation” bags for the travelers in your immediate vicinity. Fill it with a pair of ear plugs and some random candy and tell them “thank you for your patience”.

This had already made my day, but then I noticed that it’s filed to “go fuck yourselves”...I bow down to your lack of fucks.