Bury me, cremate me, whatever is cheaper at the time and most convenient for my family. Idgaf

Oh yes, for sure. She is one of my best friends, I see her almost daily. I just don’t know what to do if my husband wants to stay friends or see her ex and his enabling douchebag friends and the new girl the ex is dating (the homewrecker, if you will).

My husband and I are going through issues with me not liking his friends and I don’t want to be the nagging, controlling wife, but there’s three I don’t ever want him to see again. Our friend group is mostly guys, 7 to 8 of them, and three girls. Myself and one of the other girls is married to guys in the group,…

Let me tell you about the most exciting shit I’ve ever taken in my life.

SIGNED

Can the powers that be PLEASE put GG on Netflix or Hulu or SOMETHING?!

Are you? If women don’t breastfeed or pump frequently enough, their breasts can become engorged and it can lead to health complications. Should a woman not be allowed a little extra break time to make sure that doesn’t happen?

Both my parents’ funerals were odd as hell, but at my mother’s funeral, there was a marriage proposal. She said yes, btw.

You’re right. It’s more about feeding their ego and narcissism than doing it for their kids.

Talk about American Horror Story...

Congrats on ruining your kid’s life! You’re a terrible parent!

SAME, if you put a pizza lunchable in front of my right now, I’d destroy it.

The times may change, but kids’ tastes never do...

That’s the way to be against pre-packaged food/preservatives/”junk food” without being a pretentious twat. Well done to your mom!

Starred for everything except your potential cancer...

I imagine that would have been better. At least that trash is seasoned with organic sea salt.

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

So fucking embarrassing. I don’t understand how, in 2015, people can say hateful shit like this and think it’s ok. Is he proud of that? Does he lay in bed at night and think “Man, I sure showed him!”?

I’m almost sure I’d rather be broke and homeless than ever work retail again.

Oh god, SOLD. I’ve never been to Rio, but I’ve been wanting to go. Not I have two good reasons. Thank you! :)