Oh, I loved it. I would stop and stare at the mini videos that made up the reels. I may or may not have been drunkenly singing along to all of the songs. Uggghhhh can’t wait to go back in October and spend all my money on that damn machine.

Fuck soup. I hate soup.

Yay, have fun! I feel like October 17th is never going to get here. The Britney slot machine is actually located right outside the theater her show is in. Directly across from the theater is an entrance to the casino, and the Britney machine is right there at the entrance. If my friend hadn’t pulled me away I would…

Has anyone here seen the Britney show? I’m going October 17th and I’m just dying from the anticipation. I went on an impromptu (as in “What are you guys doing tonight? Oh, your mom has the kids? Let’s go to Vegas.”) trip to Vegas this weekend and Planet Hollywood has a new Britney slot machine. Heaven is a slot…

My husband and I purposefully didn’t register anywhere, and when people asked, we said NO gifts, just show up. The wedding for us was to celebrate our marriage with our family and friends, NOT an excuse to get gifts. We ended up with a few, but a lot didn’t have names, so I didn’t even know who to thank! It was more…

Ugh, no. I honestly hope the bride does “confront” the bridesmaid, just so the BM can see what a shitty friend the bride is and drop her from her life.

“to correct misinformation”

Yassssss Wonder Girls, I love them so much. Saw them in Atlanta like 6 years ago, may have been the best concert of my life.

“Jewess”? Do we still use that word in 2015?

Are people really this stupid? They can’t be. This post must be an elaborate prank on me because I just refuse to believe people are that stupid.

Oh shit, I think that’s the IHOP by my house...

RIP whoever tweeted that’s job

How does one become a clinic escort? I didn’t need one when I went, because I went buttfuck early in the morning before even the pro-lifers were out, but I have seen protesters out front and would love to help other girl and maybe flip off a protester or two in the process.

I’m only here to express my love for cats.

I live in Los Angeles hahaha.

Same. My dad was diabetic so I grew up drinking diet soda only. Anything else is like I just chugged sugar water.

Nooooo he can’t be that big already!

Hahaha WHAT. We had zero bridesmaids and groomsman. Too much of an expense for us and our friends. Plus, we wanted a five minute ceremony and to just party and get trashed after. We’re simple folk.

That’s why I say people are pro-birth, not pro-life. They couldn’t give a shit what happens to the kid, as long as it’s born.

Do people REALLY have that many parties?! Holy shit one wedding was enough, I don’t need to be the center of attention that badly.