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Can the powers that be PLEASE put GG on Netflix or Hulu or SOMETHING?!

Are you? If women don’t breastfeed or pump frequently enough, their breasts can become engorged and it can lead to health complications. Should a woman not be allowed a little extra break time to make sure that doesn’t happen?

Both my parents’ funerals were odd as hell, but at my mother’s funeral, there was a marriage proposal. She said yes, btw.

You’re right. It’s more about feeding their ego and narcissism than doing it for their kids.

Talk about American Horror Story...

Congrats on ruining your kid’s life! You’re a terrible parent!

SAME, if you put a pizza lunchable in front of my right now, I’d destroy it.

The times may change, but kids’ tastes never do...

That’s the way to be against pre-packaged food/preservatives/”junk food” without being a pretentious twat. Well done to your mom!

Starred for everything except your potential cancer...

I imagine that would have been better. At least that trash is seasoned with organic sea salt.

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

So fucking embarrassing. I don’t understand how, in 2015, people can say hateful shit like this and think it’s ok. Is he proud of that? Does he lay in bed at night and think “Man, I sure showed him!”?

I’m almost sure I’d rather be broke and homeless than ever work retail again.

Oh god, SOLD. I’ve never been to Rio, but I’ve been wanting to go. Not I have two good reasons. Thank you! :)

Oh, I loved it. I would stop and stare at the mini videos that made up the reels. I may or may not have been drunkenly singing along to all of the songs. Uggghhhh can’t wait to go back in October and spend all my money on that damn machine.

Fuck soup. I hate soup.

Yay, have fun! I feel like October 17th is never going to get here. The Britney slot machine is actually located right outside the theater her show is in. Directly across from the theater is an entrance to the casino, and the Britney machine is right there at the entrance. If my friend hadn’t pulled me away I would…

Has anyone here seen the Britney show? I’m going October 17th and I’m just dying from the anticipation. I went on an impromptu (as in “What are you guys doing tonight? Oh, your mom has the kids? Let’s go to Vegas.”) trip to Vegas this weekend and Planet Hollywood has a new Britney slot machine. Heaven is a slot…