My husband and I purposefully didn’t register anywhere, and when people asked, we said NO gifts, just show up. The wedding for us was to celebrate our marriage with our family and friends, NOT an excuse to get gifts. We ended up with a few, but a lot didn’t have names, so I didn’t even know who to thank! It was more…

Ugh, no. I honestly hope the bride does “confront” the bridesmaid, just so the BM can see what a shitty friend the bride is and drop her from her life.

“to correct misinformation”

Yassssss Wonder Girls, I love them so much. Saw them in Atlanta like 6 years ago, may have been the best concert of my life.

“Jewess”? Do we still use that word in 2015?

Are people really this stupid? They can’t be. This post must be an elaborate prank on me because I just refuse to believe people are that stupid.

Oh shit, I think that’s the IHOP by my house...

RIP whoever tweeted that’s job

How does one become a clinic escort? I didn’t need one when I went, because I went buttfuck early in the morning before even the pro-lifers were out, but I have seen protesters out front and would love to help other girl and maybe flip off a protester or two in the process.

I’m only here to express my love for cats.

I live in Los Angeles hahaha.

Same. My dad was diabetic so I grew up drinking diet soda only. Anything else is like I just chugged sugar water.

Nooooo he can’t be that big already!

Hahaha WHAT. We had zero bridesmaids and groomsman. Too much of an expense for us and our friends. Plus, we wanted a five minute ceremony and to just party and get trashed after. We’re simple folk.

That’s why I say people are pro-birth, not pro-life. They couldn’t give a shit what happens to the kid, as long as it’s born.

Do people REALLY have that many parties?! Holy shit one wedding was enough, I don’t need to be the center of attention that badly.

Are they ALL just groomsmen? That’s like- three people short of how many people came to my wedding.

That has been my precise argument the whole time - So what if they are selling fetal parts for profit. Idgaf, I didn’t want it anyways lol

Hmm, then a #MenBetrayed hashtag must be created for the male fetii who could have otherwise grown up to be politicians. Without said male politicians, who else would protect all the “pre-born children”. Vicious cycle indeed. #notallfetii

High five for backing our dead mamas up. It especially struck a nerve because my mom WAS raised in the church, but ended up the black sheep of the family (drugs, multiple marriages and divorces, an abortion) anyways SO THERE.