YES omg the worst, thank you

Yes. YES. Can we PLEASE make this a thing. I’d put a straw in everything if I could. I hate hate hate getting my upper lip wet asjkdflk

My husband is a closet Hoda fan. I think he might love Hoda more than he loves me.

I got married in a black dress (much to the dismay of my religious mother-in-law), but if my husband and I ever renew our vows, I want THIS ONE.

It’s a little known courtship display of the Homo sapiens idiotus. Educate yourselves.

FINALLY. Ugh.

In a word: NO.

Imaan is so beautiful it’s painful.

I’m sorry the ‘80s, they weren’t fun for everybody, clearly.

How much y’all wanna bet she “jokingly” called him the n-word at some point.

Hi, my name is Alex. (Hi, Alex.) ... and I am an Eat24 addict.

I love this show with all my heart, but... it’s possible to overdo it with guest stars, right?

iirc he’s bff with Khloe. WHOSE SIDE WILL KHLOE PICK

I’ll have to refer you back to my original comment - I’ve never seen the show, so unfortunately I rely on second-hand information, which according to you and other commenters is not exactly accurate in her characterization. :(

I’m a poor so I don’t have kable and kan’t watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but from what I read on Jez, Kourtney has always seemed chill and sweet, SO FUCK THIS FOOL.

I can’t argue with your reasoning. I retract my correction.

My husband is your husband, except he prefers ketchup.

Red velvet cake is essentially a vehicle for cream cheese icing. Which I love. Therefore I loved red velvet cake.

Don’t feed the situationisthesitch fool in the grays. Keep him there.

Ah! Can't believe I made that mistake! Thank you.