The SUN. The SUN shines on the bay. What kind of Journey fan are you!

the fuck

Oh when she’s not talking about burning in hell, she’s very sweet. She’s always trying to feed us, and if we cough once she breaks out the robitussin and her Salvadoran cold remedy (hot water, garlic, honey, and lemon - yeech). We love her to death, but sometimes we have to laugh to keep from crying.

Hahah wow! What a total 360! Kudos to your mom.

Yeah, my aunt spayed her female beagle but wouldn’t neuter the male for the same reason. “He’s a boy, I can’t take his balls away from him like that!”

Our cat almost died because of her. From what I understood from the vet, a cat doesn’t have periods like a human, so whereas we shed our uterine lining if we don’t get pregnant, cats don’t. The uterine lining gets thicker and thicker and becomes super prone to infection. Luckily we noticed the change in our cat’s…

He didn’t. We live with her.

My mother in law believes this. She’s a hardcore Catholic. She believes that doing yoga opens your soul to the devil and leaves your body open for possession by demons.

Dolly is a goddamn national treasure.

Oh man. I hate lima beans too. If I were forced to choose one to eat for the rest of my life, and had to eat that ONLY for the rest of my life... I’d probably starve to death.

Everyone loves cheesecake tho

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I'm not religious either, but I would go to that church!

I LOVE YOU TOO BB

I sure as shit am, thank you!

Joyce is the kind of customer that would have complained if the roles were reversed - if she were eating out with her family and a loud-ass group wouldn’t stop singing, you know Joyce would be calling the manager over and asking for her meal to be comped.

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Peas are infinitely worse. Fuck peas.

White gorillas, always trying to make it about them

NO YOU GET OUT. In all honesty, I’d try it, but I’d be very wary. Especially because fuck grapes