The face I made reading this.

Episcopalians are pretty chill. I attended an Episcopalian church for awhile after I moved in with my aunt and uncle at 15, and our vicar was a woman. My cousin had horrific food allergies, so when he’d take communion, the vicar would bless a cheerio for him lol

This was photoshopped to hell and back. I’ll bet anything on it.

Ooooh, I really don’t know how to feel about this. Even if Sally was just conspiring to have the child for the sole purpose of getting money out of Sherri Sheppard, this isn’t about them anymore. There’s a poor child stuck in the middle of this, and they both need to think about that. She’s famous, do they not think…

I’m ok with this, as long it continues to bring me more photos of hot man-ass.

I unashamedly love Shania. My mom had the Woman in Me CD and I would make her play that shit on repeat on our long trips back and forth between her and my dad on her weekends. I am so pumped for this tour, I was too little for concerts when she was really big.

I think Kim is slowly but surely growing on me. I think the only way I could consider her a feminist is how unapologetically she lives her life. Her “career” was kick started by a sex tape, in a time and a world where women are still demonized for things like that, while men tend to get a free pass. I appreciate her…

I made it 1 minute 24 seconds into Coffee and gave up. Team Bobby on this one, Miguel does nothing for me.

YAAAASSSS

REPORT BACK

PLEASE let Tracee Ellis Ross make Shade Court this week.

Is that- Is that really a thing that people think? WHAT THE FUCK

Like one other commentor said, at least be admissible if you’re gonna sue. Not that that makes it right or anything, but at least you look a tiiiiny bit less of a piece of shit. But you know, I bet no matter how much they drag her grades through the mud, she’s still gonna think she should have gotten in.

I hope they drop a truth bomb on this girl. I just went back and reread the Jez article from 2012 that quoted admissions as saying she would never have gotten in anyways, she didn’t even make the cut grade-wise/SAT score-wise.

I can take a dick like no other, but something about the texture of yogurt triggers my gag reflex.

It’s ok. I appreciate how Forrest honored my memory by opening a shrimp restaurant in my name. I just wish he wasn’t such a stingy fuck and let me eat for free.

Buffalo shrimp, shrimp cocktail, fried shrimp, shrimp ceviche, aguachiles, shrimp tacos, grilled shrimp, shrimp toast (I’ve never had this, but I would eat it because shrimp), etc., etc. I was Bubba in a past life, I know it.

Shrimp is my favorite food. I can eat an embarrassing amount of shrimp, and I have never met a shrimp cooked in a way I didn’t like.

What a bittersweet day. Tears of joy for the SCOTUS ruling against hate, tears in mourning of nine beautiful souls lost to hate.

Kudos to your school for doing something. Wish mine had done the same. :/