Having known the sweaty, smelly horror of pulling a wig off after 8 hours of cosplay, I personally can’t get behind men in wigs.

Right? I feel like that is something super obvious that would need to be squared away before launch.

WHAT

8:05 pm - The meeting has begun. I have tried to blend in with them as best as possible. Unfortunately, my Obama “Hope” t-shirt didn’t arrive in time. (Side note: cancel Amazon Prime account since they can’t bother to get my shirt to me on time and almost blew my cover.)

I have been wanting to try the L’Occitane lavender one for forever since lavender really rustles my jimmies.

Even if that were the case, she’d still flop.

I’m kind of a snob when it comes to lotion aksdflklja There’s nothing I hate more than my hands feeling dry, so I’ll get rid of a lotion if I put it on and my hands are dry again 5 minutes later. My two favorites are Bath and Body Works Look Ma, New Hands and Nivea Creme.

I feel like an idiot because I love lotion and was genuinely looking forward to some new lotions to lotion up with :/

I’m sorry - did they not think to sort this kind of shit out before the launch?

The guy just ran into his knife, a la Chicago.

Train ride from LA to Detroit - 43 hours

Isn’t that... more like a calf cuff that an ankle cuff??

“ infiltrated the conference”

HAHAHAHHAHAH I’m sorry, I just can’t stop laughing. Who typed up this sign and genuinely thought it was a good idea?

Thanks! ;-*

I raised the whole “visiting an elderly relative” point to someone in here, and was told they should just Skype. :/

You’re right. Fuck it, if she dies before they’re “old enough” to go on a plane, then she’ll just see them in heaven, right?!

Unfortunately, that option can’t work for all circumstances. What is grandma is sick and unable to fly? Should she have to wait several years before she can meet her grandchild? What if she passes away before then? Etc, etc, etc. Super contrived scenario, I know.

Aw, such a cute and clever hashtag! So #hip and #edgy

Correct me if I’m wrong, Kara, I’m not good at this... :( But is that shade I detected in Spencer Pratt’s tweet?