Doesn’t sound like you’ve ever raised a kid.

I certainly understand where you’re coming from, and I’d be infuriated if any of those things happened to me. When children run in front of me or bump into me at stores or just ignore my personal space, I’m not going to lie, I see red.

Per the article:

For sure, I definitely agree you have to be more selective with where you go, but unfortunately, when it comes to cross-country travel, you’re pretty much limited to flying. Trains are costly and take too long. But taking a screaming toddler to a non-kids film? Definitely add that to your list of no-nos.

I- I’m so sorry!! I got carried away!

The dancing? Meh.

Oh, I certainly agree. Couldn’t have put it better myself. Babies are fickle little creatures, sometimes you do all you can and they still cry.

Yes, I’ve seen people do that before! Not in person, just, you know... on the internet. But I do think that’s a lovely idea. Shows that you have consideration for the people around you.

Freudian slip much?

Understood, and I will consider my words more carefully next time!

He “hates to use” that phrase, but then calls women “temptresses”??

That stage-fright tho... I feel her

Not trying to be snarky, genuinely curious - why?

I guarantee you these are the same people who either think they were angels as children or think their own children and ONLY their children are cute widdle angels.

I- I THINK I LOVE YOU TOO BB

Uuuuuugh are you kidding me?! If my kid was kicking someone else’s seat, you better believe I would be apologizing profusely to the person in said seat, and try to control my kid as best as possible. Ew, who takes pride in their kid being a shitbag?

Haha unfortunately, no. I have horrific stage fright, and I was honestly terrified I was somehow going to fuck up and misspell crystal. Afterwards, when I was on that winner’s high, I did give an interview to the local newspaper about it being way too easy, though.

Mm, well I think that’s gonna depend on the child and the family. What if the author’s mother in Detroit was ill and unable to travel? Should she have to wait until her grandchild is 5 or 6 to see them, because said grandchild might dare to irritate someone on the flight?

NO I’M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE, I WILL NOT BE MADE TO INCONVENIENCE MYSELF FOR YER SPAWN etc etc etc

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