In the words of Helen Lawson, "Broadway don't go for booze and dope."

You just described the exact series of events that took place this evening with my friends and I—Darby O'Gill and all! I haven't been able to get my brain to fall asleep, maybe James Joyce is just the ticket...

Would this person begin immediately, or is the start date a little further down the line?

I felt like I was watching some kind of theatre of the absurd piece.

This is all so very Firefly.

My thought too!