She clearly has bad taste in men. Sean Penn fills me with like, boundless rage. I just fuckin’ hate that guy. With his dick nose. And his scrotum face. And his anus mouth. And also he’s a butthole.

We live in a post J. Law world now where age is irrelevant.

I stopped in the middle because I’m sure I will see this at some point and the trailer seems to be showing everything.

ScarJo looks like a PTA mom with that haircut.

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

none of their ages.....make..........sense

I know, that scene at the diner moved me so much!!

I went to see Moonlight the day after the Oscars. I wept. It was glorious.

I’m pretty sure they shaved some years off his age. He looks closer to 45 than 35.

We’ve been hating him for months, try to keep up!*

I take it he didn’t like your LokiXTonyStark fanfiction either....

Is it really hate? I don’t think anyone ever hated Hiddles, just laughed at the fake romance.

You didn’t get the updated Excel sheet?

It’s not so much ‘hate’ as ‘derision’. He’s a fine actor, but just so darned thirsty.

I don’t know either. But Mariah Carey is more fun to watch. Nick just comes off as exhausting.

I think once you end up scheduling paparazzi appearances to photograph your private life, you can’t be surprised that people want more. He’s got every right to shut them down, it is his private life, but being a tool in public like that... He’s got to know his actions have consequences.

Why is Nick Cannon recording that in the room of a high school sophomore living in Tacoma?

I will admit watching them do things normals do is boring, watching them perform is incredible

UNPOPULAR opinion: Adele and Beyonce are boring.