So his argument boils down to, “Don’t take the word of a woman unless there’s hard evidence backing it and it leads to a conviction—if there’s any doubt at all, the man is always right.”

I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

And here, we see Kylie emerging from her pupa.

I know I’ll catch shit for this, but Lena has the ugliest fucking tattoos.

All Kardashains slept with Scott

Mom is a compliment, here. Has nothing to do with age.

How much is the appropriate amount to tip a bathroom pianist?

*Dad.

He smells bad, I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things. Although I’m sure Brad smells too, so maybe Angie’s into that.

Whoa, ick. Also like a bizillion ex wives? And he was terrible to Laura Dern. No thanks.

According to Laura Dern, she found out she was no longer going to marry Billy Bob via the tabloids. “I left our home to go and make a movie and while I was away, my boyfriend got married and I never heard from him again.” He is a deeply shitty person.

Of course she’s fine. She’s more than fine, she’s married to Justin and she’s got the dogs and she’s finally not the poor, sad spinster of the triangle that will not die. It’s Brad’s turn.

Theroux is such an upgrade from Pitt. She’d be a fool to go back to that non-showering, multiple kid adopting, smelly, only-good-in-a-film-every-once-in-a-while cheating actor.

I hate the Post, but will remember this front page as long as I live, for its humor and its tastelessness.

So apparently Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s relationship was “never supposed to be serious....”

I have never understood the cultural fascination with three of the most boring actors you will ever watch.

I thought she was saying “it’s not my fault or anything I planned.” But her whole tone was odd and what I read as defensive could definutely have been accusatory.

Meh ok so the only thing that bugs me about that Watson article and her wanting Gloria Steinem’s stamp of approval - just cause she get’s Steinem’s vote doesn’t mean it’s decided, doesn’t mean it’s Grade A USDA approved feminism.

It reminds me of that Jessa Crispin article, in that it presents this idea that there is…

I love me some Hermione, but this sucking up to second waver stuck in time Steinem is a sign of immaturity. She’ll either go full White Feminist with bonus trans exclusion or she will grow up a bit. I think she got screwed over in college because people wouldn’t let her just be a student, it was all over with the…

So the shine has been rubbing off of Emma Stone for a while, but her fucking passive aggressive accusation that Warren Fucking Beatty was lying about the envelope was it for me. I went from “not watching her movies anymore” to “I fucking hate her face.” Fuck her. Fuck her Oscar.