She looks like she is about to shoot a porno

Meh, those sofas are all going to have to be burned out back when the next president moves in anyhow, too many stains from spray tanner and fast good already anyhow.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

[...] and at best you have zero social awareness [...]

Reproducing with Mel Gibson.

And until Fred Berger decided to give his speech after knowing the award wasn’t his.

As much as the person handing out the envelope set this into motion, why did none of these adults just say, “oh I think we have the wrong card?” That would have saved a lot of embarrassment.

It sucks that this flub took away from Moonlight’s moment and embarrassed the La La Land people.

He was extremely obnoxious last night. I always get that vibe from him which is why I never watch his show.

TFW you were aiming to use the “Notes” app but you accidentally use the “Ransom Notes” app instead.

People needs to quit doing this.

I can’t believe Emma won and not Isabelle. Emma’s fine and I like her but the movie and her performance were just so...mediocre.

Kimmel was a douche canoe and definitely did NOT handle that with grace. He said that they should give out participation Oscars to everyone since LLL had “give their award back” to Moonlight. The twat.

I’ve always liked Viola. I was happy to see her win. I’m still happy for her, but that speech killed the moment for me.

I’m a fan of genuine artists but her speech made me cringe a little and a lot.

I found it contrived and pretentious. She was totally acting the lines from her speech. I found it even more unconvincing re watching the clip here. They should have played her off.

I like her a lot but I didn’t really like the self-praising comment about how theirs is the only profession that celebrates life or something like that..

tha fuck?

“…because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life.”

No way. If Michael Phelps were winning his 20th gold medal and people were blathering about his bathing suit, he’d have the same right to be mad.