He just seems to me like one of those guys who cries after you have sex for the first time (and insists on calling it “making love”).

Probably why I find neither attractive. Ryan Gosling doesn’t have lips either

Right??? WHY DID HE DO THAT? MULTIPLE TIMES?

If you think Tom doesn’t cry and gaze wistfully at the sea, futilely listening for the singing of the mermaids, you would be incorrect.

On a unrelated note Kelly MacDonald is a delight and a treasure.  

Why is her steak on his fork?

“The friend pulled out the “I ♥ T.S.” tank top that Taylor’s friends are contractually obligated to own.”

Tom is that good-looking guy that you can’t believe is single. And halfway through the first date you realize that there are many valid reasons that no one wants to date him.

If your skin is so thin that you verbally abuse someone until they leave the theater just because they flipped you off, maybe you shouldn’t be a comedian. :/

She is incredibly arrogant while still attempting to play the poor me card.

I see someone is still trying to make Rumor Willis a thing.

I’d give a shit were it not for the fact that modelling is not and never has been a meritocracy.

Question: do I get the villagers if I buy his villa, or will I have to supply my own?

The Klimts I can’t fault him for. I wasn’t partial to Klimt until I saw a few of them in person in Vienna and now I am all about Klimt.

Brie Larson’s reaction was also delightful. Few people wanted Affleck to lose as much as she did.

Denzel is by far a better actor than Casey affleck. I saw bot movies and Denzel stayed the competition.

I don’t remember which Disney type starlet tried this, but they played the unpopular bullied card and everyone came out and said yea no. Turned out they were the popular bully. (If multiple reports were to be believed)

The last time Ed Sheeran claimed he wasn’t popular in high school someone from his school in the comments replied “If by not popular he means that he had loads of friends, was well liked and dated frequently, and was invited to all of the parties thrown by the kids who were popular then yes. I guess he was unpopular.”

Taylor pouring champagne made me think of pee (although I’m pretty sure golden showers are not featured in Fifty Shades!)

I don’t like how she constantly posts photos of her dead boyfriend to get attention. Let him rest in peace, Lea, stop weekend-at-Bernie-ing Cory for your career.