Dakota Johnson.

She is EXHAUSTING

Haven’t listened to that, but have tried her podcast. It’s terrible. I have no idea why it does so well. She’s a kook and not in an endearing way. And now with all their pet drama I’m giving them both the side-eye. I know they’re the “golden couple” but I give them another 3 years, TOPS.  

I love HDTGM but had to turn off the episode after 5 minutes. I used to really like Anna (and Chris) but I can no longer stand them.

This is sort of how I see it, closetcase or not.

Just you. “Cock” always seemed weird to me. “Cock” seems strictly porn-y whereas “dick” is like an everyman name for it. And me and my friends never called each other a cockhead.

Piers Morgan also had thoughts about Rep. Lewis that he just had to express. Thank goodness for white guys who have opinions about Rev. King that they’re willing to bestow upon us. It’s so strange that the MLK of their imagination always seems to be refusing to confront racism.

Jamie Dornan is the human equivalent of a bowl of plain oatmeal. I just do not understand how he is appealing at all, he’s just so bland.

It’s interesting to find out how people measure which women are worthy of their sympathy after a violent attack.

I’m not a crime expert, but I think I might be able to tell inexperience from a professional.

Kendall Jenner is a liar like the rest of her family.

I love that he clearly wanted “Wendy” in the way he set it up for her to pick the name, but Wendy was like, “NOPE! Not playing that, thirst monster. ‘Janeathan’ it is.”

I have really appreciated that Ashton Kutcher is fading away from the film industry. Now if only we could convince Justin Timberlake to do the same....

Christian Slater was the real winner last night.

This has become my most favourite thing about Christian Slater ever.

I can’t understand why he was the ONLY person all night who went long and wasn’t played off. Very suspicious. Isabelle Huppert standing there while the Rocky theme blared was just absurd.

And you know, it’s probably true that it happened that way, but still one would think ‘I’m going to bring attention to a horrible thing’ and you just leave out that detail.

The gingerbread man sits inside his gingerbread house. Is he made of house, he wonders, or is the house made of him?

I think those rumors are like the “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors--just attempts to make sense of someone who doesn’t give off any kind of credible sexuality.