THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY.

I seriously don’t understand how her and Channing Tatem keep getting blockbuster roles. They are both terrible terrible actors.

That was literally what happened with Joy

This divorce totally won’t be drama free. Angelina is already coming out guns blazing with the custody stuff. She’s skipped all the petty shit and gone straight for the jugular. It’s dirty from the jump.

they’re BOTH the girl who falls down too much on the red carpet. Battle of the personalities, IMO.

Tabloid editors right now:

I really think Angelina Jolie will not allow that. She will have this divorce go through swimmingly and will come out even better on the other side.

I have a feeling that this divorce is going to be very, very ugly. Like Depp-Heard ugly.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE REST OF MY DAY

Unless Brad left Angie for Taylor.

Bobby, you are like the research librarian i would go talk to in grad school when I needed information on a particular topic and the librarian would come up with more than i ever thought i needed to know.

Kim/Taylor have nothing on Angelina, this is the gossip story of the year.

I have seen so many tabloid covers screaming about the rumored divorce of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt that news of their actual divorce hit me not like a ton of bricks, but like a gentle dusting of old, scraped off grout from in between a ton of bricks.

Hahaha I’m impressed. I guess part of what bothers me about her face is that her features aren’t particularly identifiable, if that makes sense. And it just kind of frustrates me because usually I’m very good at the whole “that’s pretty but I don’t like it” thing, but honestly I struggle to see what other people see…

“re-written and re-shot to within an inch of its life”

And yet, she will still somehow garner an Oscar nomination for this role.

Bobby, I blame you for the Brange-break-up, you put it out there into the universe with your hysterical but ULTIMATELY DISASTROUS Mid-week Madness fanfic write ups.