Yes. That is it exactly. He looks like the saltiest, sea-dogged three year old.

no julia roberts is notoriously mean.

I totally believe Hugh Grant is an asshole, but I also totally think none of those actresses are “down to earth” in real life.

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

For the first time in history, white men have to occasionally, just a tiny bit, think before they speak and be questioned about their words and beliefs. This is the “political correctness” everyone is whining about. How dare people that they’ve always been able to oppress, insult, laugh at, or dismiss demand respect…

“Political correctness” has existed as long as humans have. There have always been people you didn’t dare disrespect. The only difference now is, more people are demanding their rightful respect. Boo hoo.

perfect gif choice

am i stupid for not understanding what this is in response to?

can’t nobody talk shit about ‘Ye no more.”

Did he really say that? But that’s like...all the policy. I’m going to tell my next boyfriend that I’ll handle all the chores, as long as he takes care of the ones inside and outside the house.

According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.

You are a far nicer person than me. My first thought was “Lilo must be thrilled with all this coverage she’s getting”. I’ll go sit in the corner now.

What exactly is Lindsay apologizing for? Bringing her personal problems to instagram? If that’s all it is, I kind of want to hug her right now. She has nothing to be sorry for, and I’m glad she’s somewhere safe.

I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

I am sorry to anyone who may have felt victimized by this post

yep pretty violent

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.