I initially read this headline as ‘Calm A Lobster Before Boiling by Standing on its Head’ & pictured you standing on top of a live lobster’s head & I was like, “You cruel, cruel savage!”

I immediately regret making the decision to watch that video.

One of my good friends is exceptional at coming up w/ unique answers like these, & even though he doesn’t go out that often, when he does people always remember meeting him.

This is fantastic work. You are doing us all a great service with this spreadsheet. Please keep it up.

No. Absolutely not. None of these are fine.

Yup! Any flight, train, or long road trip, my Ostrich Pillow Light is essential. Put it over my eyes, lay my head against the window, & I’m out.

Yup! Any flight, train, or long road trip, my Ostrich Pillow Light is essential. Put it over my eyes, lay my head…

Haha, I read this at first as “the Little Sixers of the Poor...”

I hate everything about this comment. The way you’re trying to rationalize this is unreal.

Just lol’d at my desk.

Let me edit this list a bit for you:

No.

I was w/ you up until the swap K-Mart for Ibaka part.

Where am I? What day is it?

Just because you find Mac keyboards a painful experience to type on doesn’t mean others do. I’m sure there a lot of things you find enjoyable that others don’t & vice versa, too.

You could be just below the top 4 fighting to take someone’s spot up top & lock up a Champion’s League berth for next season. A lot to play for in that case.

Mine is “You either make excuses or you make moves. Which one will you choose?” It also kind of rhymes, which helps give a little pop to it.

This is good kinja.

Fantastic call. Just got one for free. Thanks!

Fantastic call. Just got one for free. Thanks!

+1 blocking foul