Are you an expert on African civil wars & child soldiers or something?

Well played.

I like where you were going w/ the joke, but I think you failed to realize that's Peyton Siva's dad & not him.

Growing up one of my best friend’s mother was a caterer, so she was awesome overall at cooking, especially cooking in bulk. Random Saturdays we would stage breakfast-eating contests amongst his two brothers and us. One Saturday we had a pancake eating contest sponsored by their mom and the rule was you could go to the…

This is amazing.

+1

Way faster than Steve Kerr, far better handles, 100x more explosive. Don’t understand how you got to that conclusion.

Not true. If you’re playing on the PS4 with the default controls, square allows you to shoot as well. The analog stick only starts a shooting motion when you push it forward/back. Angular motions with the analog stick perform varying crossover moves.

Plot twist: He’s actually both an alien & a wizard.

Thank you so, so much for this article. I’m about to post this link on so many friends’ Facebook walls right now so they can finally start to understand my infatuation with Adventure Time.

Trombone Shorty is awesome, but I don’t know how having Montell Jordan perform as a halftime act is a bad thing though? The 4 minutes of audible gold that is “This Is How We Do It” makes it all worth it.

Although I too would love to see KG & Dwight duke it out, Dwight is NOT a tough guy basketball player. Don’t ever let him convince you that he is.

I agree w/ everything you said minus the healthy Gronk gap. Jimmy Graham is right behind him.

Easily Giannis. The overall move was way quicker/smoother & the fact he exploded into a two-handed dunk immediately out of it seals the deal.

You sound hurt. Bad experience as child with Webber walking past you on his way to the locker room without signing an autograph?

Great example of KD's angst on Twitter. You did realize while posting that tweet that it was a ridiculous statement to call the most efficient PG in the league so far this year (via PER) "more inefficient than ever" though, right?

Oohhh, that's good.

Meh. I like the attempt, but 7.4 assists/game says otherwise. Now if you would've used this for a Kobe or Kyrie, you would've been on to something.

+1 !!!

That's absolutely terrifying.